What’s the Most Annoying Possible Euphemism for ‘Media Person?’ [Etymology]

Man, I remember when “Interactive Guru” seemed like the absolute most annoying possible euphemism for someone with a job vaguely related to the media. Seems like a long time ago. Then, of course, we got “Social Media Ninja” and “Knowledge Curator” and the whole thing just turned into an exasperating arms race of bullshit. More »