Yoko Ono’s Opening Ceremony Fashion Line Is for Men Who Want Hands, Any Hands, On Their Balls

Yoko Ono has collaborated with Opening Ceremony on a fashion line for men that is unwearable even by Opening Ceremony’s standards. Yoko Ono Fashions for Men 1969-2012 “is based on a book of hand-drawn illustrations that Yoko presented to John Lennon on the occasion of their wedding.” It mostly concerns itself with emphasizing things like shoulders, nipples, inner thighs and crotches. You know, all the erogenous zones where men like to be kissed and dab perfume. If these are true to Ono’s 43-year-old sketches, they are nothing less than visionary because they look straight out of club-kid hell. They are the apparel equivalent of that high-pitched, “Whoomp whoomp!” (or “Whoot whoot!” depending on your region) yelp party people unleash when they are having the best time on the dance floor. More »